dancingatdiscos:

facethecrowd:

justanotherprettylie:

lolquack:

misssymaxwell:

seantaal:

hearttothesky:

thisismywonderland:

-cuntplug:

youmaybeoffended:

Snape kills Dumbledore.

The dog dies.

the killer never REALLY dies so they can make a bunch of sequels

SHE HAS SEX WITH HER DAD 

HES STILL A SPARKLY LITTLE PEDO BITCH

HER MOM IS THE ONE SENDING THE LETTERS FROM HIM

Juno gets pregnant.

Mufasa dies

He comes back to life and kills her mother.

The ship sinks!

 Spacey is Kaiser Soze.

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    Solent Green is made of people. They are the same person

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    No one finds her body in The Lovely Bones

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    Wolverine’s lover dies for real.

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    Tyler Durden is his alter-ego, and controls him whilst he sleeps.

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i'm paul. i love characters who kick ass and get their asses kicked by narrative. blood, guts, time travel and romance. alien invasions and getting ice cream during zombie apocalypses. parallel universe double dates, bring your own guns. blonde versus brunette versus penguins and dragons. spaceships. in everything. all the time. boy girl ghost robot and or undecided polygons. period pieces with, but not limited to: dinosaurs, witches, spies, gunslingers. mystical island power struggles. and terminators.

i talk about these and other series, and make graphics sometimes: lost a song of ice and fire fringe leverage terminator v doctor who walking dead supernatural avatar the last airbender, mawaru penguindrum movies and tv

currently: lost + bakemonogatari + revolutionary girl utena