ugh no ssshhhhh, don’t make me want to watch it! I’ve already through very weird circumstances ended up watching the first 3, which I had no interest in doing for any of them!
WAIT.
You don’t have a morbid curiosity to watch these movies on your own?
But please tell me you were rolling your eyes for the first 23424 hours when there was flirting, marrying, loving, more loving, sex, swimming, flirting etc. before the movie actually started. We were just making fun of it until… IMPRINTING.
Hahaha, mostly. THE THING THO. K+P are awesome in their mutual awkwardness so I watch these movies through the lens of: YOU ARE SO GREAT YOU GUYS, JUST KEEP GOING, AT LEAST THESE WILL MAKE YOU RICH.
And I actually… kind of … enjoyed Eclipse. Because NEW BORN ARMY. I kept picturing a bunch of vampire babies killing err’thang. And the scene where they train with the wolves is kind of awesome? Especially the Jasper/Alice bit.
NO SHAME.
But yeah. Somewhere during reading Breaking Dawn I just resigned to the idiocy of this series and HE RIPPED HER BABY OUT OF HER STOMACH WHAT THE FUCK.
And the IMPRINTING. OH GOD.
Nothing made this series the worst and saddest and most fucked up joke on American pop culture. NOTHING.
the body make up/cgi whatever was like a punch in the gut. it was just SHIT GOT REAL SON. AND THEN JACOB. FALLING TO HIS KNEES. I HAD VERY VISCERAL REACTIONS. but ita. robb, kstew, and even taylor try so hard it’s just—-TWILIGHT.
IT LOOKED CRAZY and it was the first time watching Twilight where I was INTO the story and not LULZ TWILIGHT.
KIDDDDDDDDS NEED TO DO MORE DRAMA, GET MORE JOBS AND GET AWAY FROM THESE MOVIES. Talent needs to be utilized!
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panicman reblogged this from kaakao and added:
E/B is definitely not an interesting or new story....after a while, even
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kaakao reblogged this from panicman and added:
Lol no, no morbid curiosity. Well, now...do. But so far there’s just been something about...
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hariboo said:
the training bit in eclipse is one of my favorite scenes in this series. new moon is the one that actually got me lulz interested in the series tho prob cuz i watched it at two am one night and not sober at all
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i'm paul. i love characters who kick ass and get their asses kicked by narrative. blood, guts, time travel and romance. alien invasions and getting ice cream during zombie apocalypses. parallel universe double dates, bring your own guns. blonde versus brunette versus penguins and dragons. spaceships. in everything. all the time. boy girl ghost robot and or undecided polygons. period pieces with, but not limited to: dinosaurs, witches, spies, gunslingers. mystical island power struggles. and terminators.
i talk about these and other series, and make graphics sometimes: lost a song of ice and fire fringe leverage terminator v doctor who walking dead supernatural avatar the last airbender, mawaru penguindrum movies and tv
currently: lost + revolutionary girl utena
