THE BIRTH. THE AFTERMATH OF IT. BELLA’S BODY. IMPRINTING. FUCKING HELL.

BELLA’S BODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDY!

Was just, IT ACTUALLY MADE ME GO. Oh. No. I CARED. I actually cared. Because damn Robert Pattinson is a REALLY GOOD ACTOR when he’s given material. And RIPPING YOUR CHILD OUT OF YOUR DEAD WIFE’S STOMACH WILL NEVER NOT BE SOMETHING THAT IS INSANE IN ANYTHING, no matter how much sense the Twilight movies don’t make.

AND OH MAN IMPRINTING.

When they zoomed in on Jacob and then the baby I WAS DONE. As if the bruises on Bella’s body post-sex wasn’t vomit inducing. My friends and I were crackalackaling because they tried to go over that by showing an older Renesme and didn’t explicitly stated: LOVE OF EACH OTHERS LIVES. Except. IMPRINTING.

HOW DO YOU GET AROUND THAT.

YOU.

DON’T.

Best worst series.

I mean, at least Smallville has a great message. Twilight’s is… love your boyfriend?



  1. silversnowflake said: But please tell me you were rolling your eyes for the first 23424 hours when there was flirting, marrying, loving, more loving, sex, swimming, flirting etc. before the movie actually started. We were just making fun of it until… IMPRINTING.
  2. hariboo said: the body make up/cgi whatever was like a punch in the gut. it was just SHIT GOT REAL SON. AND THEN JACOB. FALLING TO HIS KNEES. I HAD VERY VISCERAL REACTIONS. but ita. robb, kstew, and even taylor try so hard it’s just—-TWILIGHT.
  3. vetica said: i guess i have to watch this movie soon. lol. i love kristen and rob so I had planned to watch it eventually.
  4. panicman posted this

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i'm paul. i love characters who kick ass and get their asses kicked by narrative. blood, guts, time travel and romance. alien invasions and getting ice cream during zombie apocalypses. parallel universe double dates, bring your own guns. blonde versus brunette versus penguins and dragons. spaceships. in everything. all the time. boy girl ghost robot and or undecided polygons. period pieces with, but not limited to: dinosaurs, witches, spies, gunslingers. mystical island power struggles. and terminators.

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